Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
