he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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