she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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