What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
