i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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