you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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