I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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