marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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