i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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