...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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