Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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