Whod you bang
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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