They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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