Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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