i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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