I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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