No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
im on a boat
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