Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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