I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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