quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
