That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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