My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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