Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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