Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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