we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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