Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
you never un-have a 4some
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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