he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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