don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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