I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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