We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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