Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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