is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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