i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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