do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
