Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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