ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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