i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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