And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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