forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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