i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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