you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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