It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
