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we have officially lost it.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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