Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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