I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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