Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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