so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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