Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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