I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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