We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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