I didn't shave. On purpose
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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