Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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